I want to read something… something that, preferably, will not attempt to annihilate my brain. (That is, not related to J2EE design architecture. Don't even ask.) However, I’m unwilling to go through the Twilight series again. And yes, that means that I’ve already read all 4 books. Though by “read”, I mean that I skipped chapters that were focused on only Bella or Edward/Bella.
But I did like some things about Twilight. The Jacob-narrated chapters in Breaking Dawn, for example, were fun to read, with enough sarcasm to satisfy me. I think I would have completely adored Jacob if he had loved Bella as a sister rather than in a romantic way.
I like the Cullen family. Each of their backstories, if explored further, would have made wonderful books on their own. I think that Rosalie and Jasper are the more intriguing characters, while Emmett and Alice have fun personalities. Carlisle is interesting because of his immunity to the smell of blood. As for Esme, I can’t help liking her because I keep imagining her as an adult version of Nunnally vi Britannia (from Code Geass). Edward ranks last for me, though I don’t dislike him entirely. He reminds me of Angel (from the earlier seasons of Buffy) because of his stalkerish behavior.
All the fighting in the Twilight series is either behind the scenes or prevented beforehand, so that reduced my appreciation of it. I know that it’s meant to be a romance, but I never liked Edward/Bella. I would have enjoyed it more if the author had also explored the love stories of Emmett/Rosalie and Jasper/Alice. Heck, even that of Carlisle/Esme. (Or perhaps Jacob/Leah, which I’d been imagining. Let’s just forget about Renesmee.)
As for the movie, I’m a bit curious. Curious enough to watch it when it comes out on DVD, heh.